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So you want to be a Beer Writer? – Malt 101

September 2, 2015 · by Oliver Gray

Hey, I see you there, backing away from that conversation about malt because one person started talking about amylase activity in mash.

Get back in there slugger! I got you covered with this overview of what malt is, how it’s made, and why it’s important.

This primer will cover the basics (yes, I left quite a bit out) for those who want to write (or speak) with a little more confidence. If you’re looking for a deep dive into delicious piles of malt, check out John Mallet’s book from Brewer’s Publications. I heard the guy who edited it is pretty cool.

Malt as a beer ingredient

While consumers may name hops as the most recognizable ingredient in beer (water is always so sadly overlooked), malt does a ton of selfless work in the brewhouse. Loose kernels of malted grain are cracked in a mill then added to the mashtun, where they steep at a specific temperature to encourage enzyme activity, ultimately creating the sweet primordial soup from which all beerish life will eventually emerge: wort.

A beer’s recipe will normally include a combination of base malts and specialty malts.

Base malts are generally pale with high diastatic power (also known as degrees Litner), meaning in layman’s terms that they have the potential to produce more sugar, more easily. They provide the food for the yeast (often called fermentables), and a beer made entirely of a single base malt would be a shade of yellow or gold with a singular complexity.

Specialty malts are added at various points during the mash (depending on the recipe), and contribute to the color, aroma, and flavor profile of the beer. Contrasting the base malts, they tend to contain very few fermentable sugars, and are used primarily for their other gustatory and olfactory qualities.

The length of the sugars extracted by the enzymes in mash dictate much of how the yeast will ferment the beer, too. It may not be as sexy as those sticky pods of lupulin, but malt is incredibly important to brewing (and enjoying) beer.

Malt as a verb

Although “malt” in the brewing industry often manifests as a noun (“what kind of malt did the brewer use in this beer?), the verb form – “to malt” – is more important to understanding the ingredient.

Cereal grains grow tall, and when they are mature, produce seeds. These seeds are like any other; out in the wild, they’d fall to the ground, get covered in dirt and moisture, and begin to grow when the next season came rolling in on Spring sun.

Simple enough.

But taken out of the natural cycle, cereal grains cannot make beer until they are malted, or more specifically, soaked, germinated, and dried. Maltsters (the people who make malt, shockingly enough) harness the seed’s biological imperative, and trick it into growing. They place the seeds into a bed of water and let them begin to grow roots and breathe. The goal is to allow the seed to change – or modify – sufficiently that it will break down its own internal sugars and release them into the hot waters of the mash to make wort.

When the seed is fully modified (or close to) they halt the growing and modification process by blowing hot air through the grain. After the tiny roots are removed (a process call deculming), the malt is kilned, both to prevent spoilage and create desired flavors through Maillard reactions. All of a beer’s color is derived from its malt; the darker the roast, the darker the beer, from the delicate daffodil of lager (pale bale malt) to the midnight dark of stout (roasted barley).

It’s imperative the grain be malted well before it reaches the brewery; without the malting process the seeds would be dry, rock hard, and lacking the necessary sugars to provide a feast for the yeast. Apparently some attempts at non-malt beer have been tried by the Japanese, but 99% of the time, when we’re talking beer as history and culture knows it, we’re talking malted grains.

Malt as a noun

“Malt” as a standalone makes for a poor noun. It’s far too abstract, as many different grains like rye, wheat, sorghum, oat, rice, and corn can be malted.

While yes, malted barley makes up the vast majority of all malt used in beer making, it’s important to quantify which type of malt you’re referring to, which is why you’ll often see references to “malt barley” in beer writing. Malted barley itself can be expanded out into a huge list of varieties and levels of roast, and many beer recipes use multiple types of malted barley to achieve certain flavors and colors (two-row, six-row, Munich, Carapils, Crystal, patent black, etc). Other beers mix types of malted grains – a rye IPA for example might use both malted barley and malted rye.

“Grain” is equally lacking as a noun. Industry jargon discusses the grain bill of a beer (or the list of malts that went into the mashtun) but the word itself refers to unmalted seeds. Grain exists in the fields; it’s an agricultural term. “Grist” – as in grist bill – reads similar; it implies ground grain (like that used to make bread flour), but makes no reference to whether or not it has been malted. Neither are fundamentally incorrect and both are used widely, but it’s always good to remember exactly what each means.

Malt as an adjective/adverb

In Chapter 2 of his book, Mallet says that he thinks Munich malt is the closet match to quintessential “malt flavor” and I tend to agree. It compares best to malt as it appears outside of beer: malted milkshakes and malted chocolate balls. But other varieties of barley malt taste very different; dark roasted specialty malts, like Special B for example, can have notes of raisins and dates, while some other pale base malts taste like Pillsbury dinner rolls or KFC biscuits. All that to say that while there is a basic malt flavor, varieties of malts can taste very, very different from each other.

“Malt” works perfectly as a traditional adjective: malted barley. Use it with impunity.

It doesn’t work at all as a blanket adverb: “malty.”

“Malty” is lazy. And boring. And uninspired.

It’s equivalent to boiling The Alchemist’s Heady Topper or Ballast Point’s Sculpin down to “hoppy.” A single adjective doesn’t do justice to the complexity and variety our tongue and noses are capable of experiencing. Saying a beer is “malty” is like saying that your steak tastes like meat or your wine tastes like grapes; of course it does, it’s quite literally made of that thing. Every single beer in the world (barring maybe that weird aforementioned Japanese stuff) will in some capacity taste malty.

Use bready or biscuity instead. Or toasted or roasted or burnt. Hundreds of other, more specific adjectives can describe what you’re tasting, so don’t  cop out and go with “malty.” Your future readers thank you.

I understand a lot of people use “malty” as a way to grade the level of noticeable malt flavor when compared to others beers and styles, but it’s still an unimaginative smear of language being used in the place of proper, descriptive prose. If something tastes more malty than something else, say exactly that, but then follow it up with concrete examples of what you’re actually tasting.

Malt is both simple and complex, both obviously present and hiding in the background. Take the time to get to know how malt works in your favorite beers, and you’ll discover a new appreciation for the naturalistic side of beer, and how amazing it is that maltsters have basically bridled and domesticated the Kreb’s cycle. It may not be glamorous, but it’s still beautiful in its own, agronomic way, and deserves to be treated with respect lest it, and your writing about it, be infested with weevils.

TL;DR – to use the term “malt” or “malted” is to imply that a grain underwent a specific process that has been used to make beer for centuries. It’s a verb first, a noun second, an adjective third, and an adverb never.

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One million pounds of barley malt drying at the Budwesier malting plant in Idaho Falls, ID.

Words, Wort, and Wisdom

August 13, 2014 · by Oliver Gray

Using a single word as a starting point, this collaborative series of posts by Mid-Atlantic bloggers focuses on passing down some friendly advice to those now entering the beerish order, those who joined a while ago but found their campus orientation lacking, or those who want to join, but don’t know where to sign up. Doug kicked the whole thing off with “craft” and Jake followed up with “patience.” After my jaunt comes Andrew of Das Ale House.

“Quixotic” tilts across the spinning windmills of my mind when I think about a word to describe beer these days. We’ve got self-named evangelists running, tweeting, and drinking all over, and the romance, oh man the romance – all the loin quivers and breathless sighs – runs deep and hungry in this love affair with brew. But no, my love for Cervantes aside, I’m looking for a word of advice here. I considered “identity” briefly, as a warning to not let a drink-based subculture become representative of your entire psyche, but that, too, doesn’t guide so much as it does deter.

The word I’m going to offer might seem obvious, self-serving. It’s always been there, since yeast first found some barley to munch, but I feel it’s been lost a little bit in the swelling seas of industry growth and bottle-shop choice.

Reciprocate.

When I first submersed myself into this whole beer thing, I was near obsessed with the product. How it was brewed, where it was brewed, who came up with the recipe, why, exactly, it tasted so damn good. I spent a long, long time scrutinizing the container and its contents, the make up of the ounces, the delicate balance of chemistry and nature that makes beer magical. It made sense to me then, to focus my energy on filling the gaps that existed between me and the glass, as if the purist pursuit in the brewing game is to learn and retain every possible piece of beer-centric information.

Obviously, unless you’re trying to be a walking Oxford Companion, this isn’t the best approach. You don’t need to know thing one about hops or malts to know you enjoy beer, but like I said in a recent post, the culture seems to push you that way. If you don’t at least try to brush up on styles and brewing practices you might be left behind, inadvertently embarrassed, made to seem like the rookie in the room even if you’d tasted more beers than Michael Jackson himself. It’s easy when you add cultural pressure to a steep learning curve to get lost in a swirling maelstrom of wort and fermentation and tasting, where the only thing that matters is you, and your beer.

I’m here to tell you to avoid that at all costs. You can have all the personal love for beer you want. I encourage you, if you’re so interested, to learn as much about beer as will fit into your brainmeat. But remember: long before our current American renaissance, beer was a communal drink, enjoyed by the pint in pubs all over England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales, by the boot in the Bier gardens of Bavaria, by the barrel in the quiet cloisters of Belgian monasteries. Beer pours from the tap bubbling and social; it wants, if not demands to be consumed with company.

What defines a “friend” has changed pretty dramatically with the help of the internet. I’ve come to call several people I barely know “in real life” some of my closest mates. Some I’ve only met a time or two. Others I’ve never met outside of the confines of some HTML and CSS. The internet is like a giant tap-room, open 24-hours, where one of your buddies, somewhere in the world, is almost certainly nestled up to the timbers, trying out your local brewery’s newest offering. With the help of Twitter, Untappd, Facebook, and all the other selfie-social-solipsistic networks, we can cheer, prost, and slàinte like never before. It still doesn’t come near to replacing the real thing – the tangible glass in hand and sharp clink of a toast – but it certainly made the bar bigger.

I suggest that you use this incredible expansion of our world to reciprocate. If someone buys the first round, you buy the second. If someone reaches out in a friendly way, reach back. If someone asks for help, help if you can. Share. Trade. Commune. Be. Don’t worry about who has done what for who, or what brewery is on the shitlist for whatever reason, just go reciprocate your love for the beer by drinking it with other people.

I think the current state of beer writing reflects this need. If you flip to the Food Network, you’ll notice that every show – even ones with a focus on quirky places – include people. Anthony Bourdain constantly talks to locals to get the history and story of his meals. He reciprocates his passion out into the world, and he’s successful as a result.

Don’t drink beer in a vacuum. Remember all the people that made it possible, all the tales you could swap with others enjoying that same beer, at this exact moment. Be excited by the people, not just the product.

Reciprocate.

Don't drink the whole sampler flight by yourself, share it with the guy next to you.

Don’t drink the whole sampler flight by yourself, share it with the guy next to you.

Beer Review: Flying Dog Dead Rise Old Bay Summer Ale

May 21, 2014 · by Oliver Gray

Wooden mallets strike claws, sending fissures through crabby chitin, exposing the sweet, seasoned flesh beneath. Soft hands meet sharp shells, poking, probing, splitting, snapping; a modest labor for a morsel of meat. Twelve spices form a homogeneous cocktail with light lager and briny boil, resulting in a liquid unique to the summers of the Chesapeake watershed. The crustacean covered newspapers lining the tables tell a new story now, a story that to the outsider sounds like barbaric ritual, but to the native sounds like hallowed tradition.

Despite my international birth, I’m a Marylander. All of my education – from Jones Lane to Johns Hopkins – unfolded in the Old Line state, and I’ve called the marshy lands north of the Potomac home for nearly 25 years. There are those in other parts of the country who don’t understand Maryland’s insistence on maintaining a unique identity; those who find such cultural fervor from a small state cute, or quaint, or some combination there of. But the people of Ocean City, Baltimore, Annapolis, and Salisbury don’t just mindlessly crab and boil or Raven and Oriole, they hold high their state standard, proud that 9th smallest state boasts one of the biggest personalities.

A veteran of the picking art shows a tourist where and how to lift the plate to get at the blue gold in the body, like the master teaching the neophyte who reached the peak all the simple secrets of life. A little girl takes her time, building a mini-mountain of crab to eat all at once, while her older brother yanks white chunks out of cartilage lined crevices with the only tool he needs: his teeth. Corn on the cob sits cooked but idle, waiting for the pile of dusted red delight to give up the spotlight.

Maryland suffers from poorly built sandwich syndrome; its thin landmass pressed between the top bun of Pittsburgh, Gettysburg, Lancaster, and Philadelphia, and the bottom bun of DC, Shenandoah, Richmond, and Norfolk. New York City is only a 4 hour drive from our naval-steeped capital, and a brief jaunt south would have you in North Carolina before the sun fully lowered itself into a western bed. There’s a lot of artisanal bread for Maryland’s meat to contend with, and it knows it needs to taste damn good to get any attention when someone takes a bite of the East Coast.

The notes that haunt the humid air are distant but familiar – bluegrass, country, possibly Jimmy Buffet. The giant stock pot – already full of potatoes and garlic and onions – sits on open flame, slowly rising to boil as a bushel awaits fate. On the shore, seagulls have taken note of the feast, and caw their dinner bells to nearby friends, hoping to snag some scraps after the lungs, mustard, and empty shells have been tossed. As the sun begins to set, the hiss of bottle cap sighs fade into the backdrop of ten thousand cicadas.

You might expect a beer brewed with Maryland’s favorite crab seasoning to be nothing more than a well-marketed gimmick. But Flying Dog, after moving to Frederick after a few years in Denver, is one of the oldest functional breweries in the state. Like Heavy Seas and their nautical flair, Flying Dog understands what it means to be in this state, but also what it means to live in Maryland. What it means to wear purple during football season. What it’s like to contend with a parade of transient traffic as I-95 shuttles people to states external. What it’s like to pay a tax on rain.

Deposits of seasoning get stuck under your fingernails. Little cuts from shards and spikes sting when hands meet soap. The entire process means a lot of work and a lot of clean up, but the rewards, tangible and tantalizing, make the effort seem minor. Those who partake in the rituals of the bay go to bed satisfied, dreaming of food and friends and family and future.

The beer isn’t perfect; the smell hits you like a fishy breeze off of a populated wharf, and the Old Bay spikes a flag into your tongue, marking its savory territory despite the summer ale’s crisp attempt to quickly wash it down. But Maryland isn’t perfect either. It’s a hodgepodge of DC politicians and career fisherman, a swampy land swarmed with mosquitoes and mariners. Its weather can be extreme and unpredictable and relatively slow speed limits lead to some of the worst traffic in the country. But it’s a state that knows who it is, where it stands, and what it likes, by virtue of geographic necessity.

Flying dog tried to brew and bottle Maryland itself. Did it work? That ship’s still at sea. Either way, it’s a flattering homage, and I’m willing to bet a lot of Old Bay junkies just found the perfect partner for a summer romance.

"Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That's the way the mind of man operates." - H. L. Mencken

“Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That’s the way the mind of man operates.” – H. L. Mencken

The Twelve Sips of Beermas

December 25, 2013 · by Oliver Gray

No, this isn’t a post about the 12 beers your should drink over Christmas break, or on Christmas day, or in some post-Christmas but pre-New Year binge.

It is about what you might do after drinking 12 of any one beer, especially in the company of friends, who might also want to join in. It’s about the purest of holiday traditions. Wassailing. Caroling. Drinking heavily in public and singing off key. It’s about mangling a classic song to fit your hobby.

The Twelve Sips of Beermas 

On the first day of Beermas my true love took a sip:
An IPA in a tulip

On the second day of Beermas my true love took a sip:
Two Amber ales
and an IPA in a tulip

On the third day of Beermas my true love took a sip:
Three Flemish reds
Two Amber ales
and an IPA in a tulip

On the fourth day of Beermas my true love took a sip:
Four Barley wines
Three Flemish reds
Two Amber ales
and an IPA in a tulip

On the fifth day of Beermas my true love took a sip:
FIVE GOLDEN ALES!
Four Barley wines
Three Flemish reds
Two Amber ales
and an IPA in a tulip

On the sixth day of Beermas my true love took a sip:
Six Gueuze a blending
FIVE GOLDEN ALES!
Four Barley wines
Three Flemish reds
Two Amber Ales
and an IPA in a tulip

On the seventh day of Beermas my true love took a sip:
Seven Stouts a sating
Six Gueuze a blending
FIVE GOLDEN ALES!
Four Barley wines
Three Flemish reds
Two Amber ales
and an IPA in a tulip

On the eighth day of Beermas my true love took a sip:
Eight Marzens mashing
Seven Stouts a sating
Six Gueuze a blending
FIVE GOLDEN ALES!
Four Barley wines
Three Flemish reds
Two Amber ales
and an IPA in a tulip

On the ninth day of Beermas my true love took a sip:
Nine Lagers lilting
Eight Marzens mashing
Seven Stouts a sating
Six Gueuze a blending
FIVE GOLDEN ALES!
Four Barley wines
Three Flemish reds
Two Amber ales
and an IPA in a tulip

On the tenth day of Beermas my true love took a sip:
Ten Lambics lacing
Nine Lagers lilting
Eight Marzens mashing
Seven Stouts a sating
Six Gueuze a blending
FIVE GOLDEN ALES!
Four Barley wines
Three Flemish reds
Two Amber ales
and an IPA in a tulip

On the eleventh day of Beermas my true love took a sip:
Eleven Pilsners paling
Ten Lambics lacing
Nine Lagers lilting
Eight Marzens mashing
Seven Stouts a sating
Six Gueuze a blending
FIVE GOLDEN ALES!
Four Barley wines
Three Flemish reds
Two Amber ales
and an IPA in a tulip

On the twelfth day of Beermas my true love took a sip:
Twelve Dubbels deigning
Eleven Pilsners paling
Ten Lambics lacing
Nine Lagers lilting
Eight Marzens mashing
Seven Stouts a sating
Six Gueuze a blending
FIVE GOLDEN ALES!
Four Barley wines
Three Flemish reds
Two Amber ales
and an IPA in a tulip

On the thirteenth day of Beermas my true love did sleep in.

firestoneIPA

See: an IPA in a tulip

Review: Heavy Seas Black Cannon IPA

March 30, 2012 · by Oliver Gray

The Blacken 

Below the bubbles of the upper deep;
Far far beneath in the glassed in sea,
His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
The Black Cannon IPA sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee
About his shadowy color; above him swell
Huge foamy heads of millennial growth and height;
And far away into the sickly light,
From many a wondrous mix and scalding brew kettle
Unnumber’d and fragrant Humulus
Winnow with giant lacing arms the slumbering brown-black.
There hath he lain for ages, and will lie
Battening upon huge malted barley in his sleep,
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and drunks to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface be drank.

(The Kraken by Alfred Tennyson circa 1830. Modified by Oliver Gray; original here)

This beer is amazing. It’s delicious and distinct, releasing gentle wafts of coffee as it slowly settles in the glass.

I could wax poetic about how…oh wait.

This is only one of two black IPAs I’ve ever tried. Stouts and Porters are generally low on my list of favorite beers, but somehow, when mixed with the hoppiness and strength of an IPA, their status greatly improves. I’m sure this sort of beer requires an appreciation of stouts and IPAs, which may both be acquired tastes.

As I mentioned in the primer post, this was the “Mystery X” beer of my sampler pack. I’ve had it before (and loved it before) so I was excessively delighted to find 3 of them safely tucked into the back of their cardboard home.

It pours black. No-light-escaping black. Pretty much like a Guinness or a Murphy’s Stout, but with significantly less silkiness and foam. It lacks the nitrogen smoothness of a widget-can beer, but that takes nothing away from this exceptionally brewed beer.

The texture is similar to Sierra Nevada Stout. It’s lighter and easier to drink, and doesn’t feel like you’ve swallowed a loaf of marble rye whole if you take an extra large swig.

The smell is what will first captivate; powerful dark roast coffee smells supported by flowery hops. I imagine the first pot of coffee each morning makes entire breweries smell like this. It’s wonderful. I would probably be content to just sit and smell this beer, without ever taking a sip.

But I’d be a fool not to. The taste is unlike anything I can list, even the other Black IPA (which unfortunately, I had in a restaurant and didn’t have the forethought to write down) which is saying something for a small brew American beer. At first, you might think you’re drinking a full-bodied stout or porter, with roasted malt flavors backing up the fresh coffee bean smell. But then, like a wave of flavor crashing on the shores of your tongue, you’re hit with hops – lots of them – from the IPA side of the world.

The union is just great. Dandy. The bees knees (whatever that means). I won’t bother wasting more words. Just go try it.

10 out of 10

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's beer for me.

Next up: Smuttynose IPA!

Review: Smuttynose Old Brown Dog Ale

March 29, 2012 · by Oliver Gray

I’m a cat person. I’ve always had cats, I like cats, cats seems to like me.

It’s not that I’ve got anything in particular against dogs, they’re just foreign to me, like sobriety or fashion sense.

I get that dogs are lovable, dopey, loyal. Most of them are pretty cute, even if it is in a grotesque sort of way. I just never really wanted to own one for whatever reason. They seem like a lot of work, with the walking and the bathing and the crotch slobbering. Maybe I’m just lazy.

Dogs and beer have a long, sordid history. There are the dark ages of Red Dog, and the Flying Dog Renaissance. There are the confusing days of the Dogfish, which is a fish that apparently looks like a dog, but makes very good beer that doesn’t taste like fish or dog.

To top it off, I just found out that there is alcohol- and carbonation-free beer made especially for dogs! Cool and kind of stupid/pointless!

And now dogs and beer have found their way into my life again, with Smuttynose Old Brown Dog Ale.

I should preface this by saying that this beer is incorrectly classified: it neither tastes old or like a brown dog.

It does however, in Smuttynose fashion, taste quite hoppy for  a brown ale. It pours a translucent brown, with subtle hints of red, like a chocolate Labrador that has recently played fetch in a patch of terre rouge. The carbonation is “fizzy” but not “bubbly”. It settles quickly, giving off a nice, but subtle, aroma of berries.

I generally like brown ales. It all started back when I was but a wee, under-aged drinker, stealing NewCastle Brown from my parent’s fridge. I once, in a moment of youthful experimentation and idiocy, beer-bonged and entire Newcie Brown in 2 gulps. I cannot recommend this practice.

But Newcie is smooth, slightly watery, almost forgettable. Smuttynose Brown is anything but. More in line with Dogfish Head’s Indian Brown (and in taste, Raison D’etre) this beer has plenty of complex flavors, starting from the upfront sweetness, to the backend bitters.

This is comfortable beer to drink. Imagine yourself curled up on your favorite chair, reading that totally worn out copy of your favorite book that you should probably replace, with your favorite, loyal dog, sprawled at your feet. But instead of an actual dog, it’s a glass full of beer, and it’s not on your feet, it’s in your hand.

Pretty great, right?

8.75 out of 10.

A great beer at the end of the day if your dogs are barking.

Next up: Heavy Seas Black Cannon IPA!

Review: Heavy Seas Gold Ale

March 28, 2012 · by Oliver Gray

I always try to pretend that I don’t like lagers and pilsners. The purist in me wants to be an avid ale-only enthusiast, but I can’t deny my secret love for  beers that are easier on my tongue and stomach. During the oppressively hot summer months, I’ve been known to drink an excessively large number of Yuenglings. You can’t barbecue with a Guiness, unless you’re really Irish.

Heavy Seas Gold Ale is an American blonde ale in disguise. It looks, smells, and pours like a lager, but surprises you with a bold, no-nonsense taste. If you were given a glass of this in a blind taste test, you might find yourself thinking it’s a kölsch. Or perhaps a noble hopped pilsner. Or perhaps you’ll just be glad you’re drinking a very tasty beer.

This is what I would call a “July 4th” beer. It’s light and smooth enough to be refreshing on a hot summer day, but packs enough punch at 4.5% ABV to prevent disgraceful chugging. It’s the kind of beer you’d be proud to share with your neighbors, and proud to hide from the cops when you smuggle it to the local fireworks display.

It pours a semi-transparent golden color (shocker, I know) with minimal head that dissipates quickly. It smells like a generic lager or pilsner, with minor hoppy notes and a tiny hint of alcohol. It maintains a lot of carbonation even after warming to room temperature, making the initial mouth feel quite sharp, like an injection of flavor straight to your tongue. It’s what a Novocaine injection would feel like if your dentist was a pirate.

The taste is impressive in its simplicity, but is similar to other beers in the category. It lacks the wheaty qualities of Belgian blondes, and might be indiscernible as an ale for someone who hasn’t tried many varieties.

This is definitely the most Spring-worthy beer of the pack. It’s refreshing but not weak, making it far superior to any AB InBev Domestic commercially available. It blows Heineken and Stella Artois out of the water (pun intended?) in terms of satisfaction-per-sip.

That being said, I’d probably go for something with a little more character as a staple Spring beer. I’d be hard pressed to choose this over Harpoon Rasberry UFO or even Sam Adams Alpine Spring, but as a part of a sampler, it’s a solid beer.

7.75 out of 10.

This is a mighty fine "goin' to bed" beer. That's why I took this picture on my night stand.

Next up: Smuttynose Old Brown Dog Ale!

Review: Smuttynose Shoals Pale Ale

March 27, 2012 · by Oliver Gray

As promised in my sampler post, here is review one of eight.

Pale ale refers to beer that is brewed with more pale malt than not. The term came into being during the 1700s, when many malts were dried using coke (the coal byproduct, not the high fructose corn syrup mess). Pale ale is a blanket term for many sub-styles, including popular variations like Amber and Indian Pale Ale (IPA).

If you’re used to traditional, American pale ale, Smuttynose Shoals will punch you in the face,  knock your teeth out, and steal your wallet.

I should qualify (having tried five varieties from the New Hampshire brewer to date): these guys don’t mess around with hops. They’ll hop and then hop and then just when you think there are too many hops…they’ll hop some more.

Remember that Dr. Suess book, Hop on Pop? It’s like that, but it’ll get you drunk.

This isn’t your typical Bass or Sierra Nevada. It’s must closer to an English Bitter than an Amber, and closer to an IPA than you might expect from its name. It’s fierce and aggressive, leaving a nice bitter aftertaste in your mouth and plenty of bubbles on the glass. Don’t bother drinking this from the bottle; half of the flavor comes from the smell, which can only be unleashed in a nice pint glass.

If you don’t like bitter, don’t even bother opening the bottle.

If you do, you’ll be very, very pleased.

It pours a beautiful translucent, ruddy orange. The head is generous, but not overwhelming. It smells fresh and flowery, suggesting it was dry-hopped. While there is a slight sweetness to the first taste, the full body is more like a good loaf of sourdough. It’s not smooth, but the bite works with the complexity of the flavor. There is very little alcohol taste or lacing, as it is hidden behind the aforementioned copious dose of hops.

It’s not refreshing, but it is tasty. I wouldn’t recommend it as a lawn-mowing beer, but it would definitely pair well with a fish or chicken dish, especially one with lots of fresh greens and veggies. It would also make for a delicious beer batter, if you could find the heart to cook with it instead of drinking it.

Overall, 8.5/10, but if I had reviewed it as the weather was getting colder, not warmer, I’d probably give it a 9/10.

A shoal is a somewhat linear landform extending into a body of water, typically composed of sand, silt or small pebbles. This is a somewhat delicious beer extending into my stomach, composed of water, hops, and alcohol.

 

Next up: Heavy Seas Gold Ale!

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